24 Year Olds

Apparently everyone with whom there is a mutual attraction is 24 years old. Yep, 24 years old. It doesn't matter that you're 33 (almost 34). You meet someone and hit it off and then find out that they are, in fact, the fantastical, magical age of 24.

You can be flattered that you're attracting 24 year olds and smugly move on with that knowledge or you can go ahead and let it be taken to another level. CCBs would be wise to choose the latter but we go typically choose the former. Of course. Why not? It could end well. MAYBE!

They're just so darn cute so it's really OK.

You become convinced that they are mature for their age despite them still being in school, living at home, constantly playing video games, and leaving their shit strewn around your place.

But really, he is getting his shit together. Really! He said so in his intellectual ramblings in between his puffs from the joint.

Sex is all fine and good for a few weeks. The only area where he actually does act like a man. But after a little while you'll come to realize that you're tired of babysitting and so you're forced to send him back home, permanently. Bai little one!