We are fun, attractive, fit, witty, sexy...you name it! And most importantly, we don't have any needs. That's right guys, we have NO needs (a.ka. expectations, a.k.a. demands). We are whimsical and spontaneous and we are there for YOU!
Picture: Attractive chick laughing at your lame jokes while handing you a beer that she was able to open using her vagina.
You can act however you want, do whatever you want. We'll always leave the door wide open for you. COME ON IN! Here, I made you a key! Hungry?
You want to hang out? Great!
You don't want to hang out? Great!
You don't want anything serious? EW, NEITHER DO I!
You enjoy farting? OMG, ME TOO!
Headaches!? What are those? We are open like 7-11, baby!
Seriously, it's those other chicks you need to worry about. The wolves in sheepskin clothing. A.K.A., the bitches that pretend they are cool with the situation and then BAM, they begin demanding where you both stand, why you aren't spending more time together, [insert more nagging BS here].
CCBs would never pull that kind of silly stunt with you. We totally won't mess with your freedom to be 'wid ur boyz' or see other 'bitchez.' We will ignore ALL the red flags (even and especially the ones where you don't follow through with plans and ignore us) and continue merrily along.
You can count your sweet farty ass on that!
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