Speaking of cats, vacuuming cat hair with your powerful vacuum cleaner is a form of therapy and a healthy form of control over your life.
Speaking of vacuuming, finding new things to clean is IN (i.e. the crack between the sliding door, under the couches, WALLS).
Speaking of cleaning, gently used paper towels are a must. Get Viva or Bounty and those babies can last longer than CCBs' boyfriends! Just rinse with hot water and set aside for future use. The paper towels, not the boyfriends, stupid.
Cats and cleaning aside, 80s movies and music is HAWT! CCBs tend to reminisce about the good ole' days. And by 'good ole days', I mean we filter out all the crap so that the past is oh so rosy! Just like with my ex. Wait, why did we break up again!?
::FRANTICALLY CALLING HIM NOW::
Ok, he's still drunk and just cussed me out, again. Anyway...
Dystopian future young adult novels are ridiculously hot and reading them in your bleach stained, slightly holey PJ bottoms, with a heater fan nearby, makes for some of the most blissful times. Sigh.
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